EDIT: Full size (4MB) version is here: http://twitpic.com/9wfmrv/full just right-click save-as the image
From left to right
Generally looking pissed off that no one listens to him. He's had this exact facial expression for the past 25 years.
Trying to introduce Ed to his best mate Rupert. Or at least get his attention. Rupert?
Wants no part in any of this, and wants nothing to do with News International, But like anything Ed says or does it comes across as a wimper. Ed needs to learn to roar.
Note that they all have their backs turned to Labour
For everyone else on the table this has only been going on for a year. Coulson has been in the middle of a shitsorm about 4 years longer. Which is why he's sighing, wishing it would all be over. And having a drink
Weilding the knife. Who's he going to sacrifice next to save his empire? Or is it time for revenge?
This is the man who when in charged of a business held no responsibility, had no one report to him, knew not what anybody was doing, signed cheques without asking why. But it's OK, because daddy loves him.
The only woman in the frame and the centre of attention. She's totally oblivious to the men around her falling over themselves to get in her good graces. Which says more about their behaviour than hers.
Trying desperately to put some distance between himself and Brooks/News International, yet at the same time being quite obviously the closet.
Mr shadow, in the background. No one knows what it is this man actually does day in day out. Maybe he stands behind Cameron, operating him.
This guy doesn't know what all the fuss is about or what wrongdoings exactly he's being accused of and thinks everything is absolutely fine.
The other half (sorry, 1/8th) of the coalition, no one is paying them any attention, not even their supposed partners.
Accusing News International of threatening to "do over" the Lib Dems
Looking like a lost little puppy, sat at the end of the table with the rest of the children
Complaining about the current state of affairs. No one is listening to him. Not even Nick. Just like no one listened to his warnings in the decade leading up to the economic crash of 2008.
He's out riding the horse.